But in fact, experts don’t know where hemorrhoids come from. I had not expected that Transformers would play a role in my butt-health crisis.
I ask him, giggling, if he’s at least going to take me to dinner first. And the person I am today is a person with hemorrhoids. They’re conspicuous, but, in the end, easy to take care of. Mostly, people are sitting with no visible discomfort except that which comes with being elderly. The doctor fiddles with something and with several mechanical whirrs, the bench rises about a foot and dips forward.
I mean, submit this in class and you'd get an A for healthy eating. And it sure does look amazing when you see it on paper! Just because it looks good on paper doesn't necessarily mean it's what's best for you and your health... I know you've dated that one amazing guy, who seems to have every quality you could ever want in a man. You try to like him because you've ticked off all the boxes on your checklist (c'mon I know you've got a checklist! His smile doesn't give you that meltin' like butta feeling deep in your stomach.
That excitement of "I can't wait to hang out with him again" never even formulates in your brain. And after months of "trying" to find that feeling, it dawns on you...
GET YOUR SH** TOGETHER If you're dating an entrepreneur, you should try to get your sh** together.
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You can't wait to wake up and dig into that fried egg, tomato, avocado, and cheese on toast for breakfast. But don't let your desire for perfection get in the way of enjoyment and satisfaction in your meals. Take a look at your own food and a typical week of eating.
Naturally, the turn toward publicly embracing anal pleasures among heterosexuals is not without its critics, many of whom call anything involving that region "gross," "dirty" and/or "gay." The sudden popularity of eating booty brings an array of questions to the fore—Is this a 'queering' of straight sex?Some say it’s from sitting on the toilet too long (guilty). Others say it’s from not eating enough fiber (guilty). Also, there’s obesity (guilty), heavy lifting (guilty—remember when my balls twisted together? I’m not exactly sure when I first noticed, but at some point, during wiping (another thing, I am a notorious hyper wiper—perhaps another cause), I realized I had a little buddy. A friend who wanted to poke his head out and see what was going on.♦◊♦Hemorrhoids are inflamed bits of vein that fill with blood, bleed, and are very painful and sensitive. So I make some jokes, and the doctor puts his finger in me, and I stop making jokes. I realize that I haven’t gone to the bathroom yet that day, and begin to worry that he may effectively be destroying a dam. At a place like that, you shouldn’t have to go through that kind of trouble. There is no waiting room like the one for a colorectal surgeon.We all strive for eating healthy and trying to be as nutritionally sound as possible.But sometimes eating chai seed smoothies, flax oatmeal, and kale as every side dish can actually turn out not so great. Let's say a client hands me their food journal and it looks like this: This is like the quintessential near-perfect diet diary, am I right?! Despite all of his amazing characteristics, despite his sweet, endearing nature, and despite the fact that he's quite the looker, there's just something that isn't there. He doesn't make you laugh until you bend over in stitches.